- My kid : hey mom what did you do when you were young?
- Me: obsessed over bands
- Husband: mostly my band
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
clearly have never been to a Balkan dance night.
"internet relationships aren’t real" well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit