NYC-HOOLIGAN

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

'I already saw that on Tumblr.'
— literally everything (via beccaliving)

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee